1 00:00:18,583 --> 00:00:21,064 FITZ: Everything in life has a trump card. 2 00:00:21,064 --> 00:00:22,674 Even fate. 3 00:00:22,674 --> 00:00:25,112 Keep telling yourself the world is your oyster 4 00:00:25,112 --> 00:00:27,853 and eventually shit falls in line. 5 00:00:27,853 --> 00:00:30,334 You know who depends on luck? 6 00:00:30,334 --> 00:00:33,381 Losers. Chumps. Schmucks. 7 00:00:33,381 --> 00:00:35,078 Larry. 8 00:00:35,078 --> 00:00:38,255 Just remember, attitude is like a muscle: 9 00:00:38,255 --> 00:00:42,868 the more you work it, the stronger it gets. 10 00:00:42,868 --> 00:00:44,174 Don't worry, kids. 11 00:00:44,174 --> 00:00:46,785 Uncle Fitzy saw her and trust me, 12 00:00:46,785 --> 00:00:49,962 this story will have a happy ending. 13 00:00:49,962 --> 00:00:54,097 Why? Because I've got attitude like a motherfucker. 14 00:00:54,097 --> 00:00:56,578 And that's what the world sees: 15 00:00:56,578 --> 00:01:00,103 Richard Fitzpatrick, king of the fucking hill. 16 00:01:00,103 --> 00:01:01,104 Hey. 17 00:01:01,104 --> 00:01:03,019 Hey yourself. 18 00:01:05,413 --> 00:01:08,677 We could do this whole dance, but why bother? 19 00:01:08,677 --> 00:01:11,245 We can both read the writing on the wall. 20 00:01:11,245 --> 00:01:12,724 I sure can. 21 00:01:12,724 --> 00:01:15,162 It says you love the cock. 22 00:01:17,512 --> 00:01:19,209 Too bad. 23 00:01:28,653 --> 00:01:30,133 But don't worry. 24 00:01:30,133 --> 00:01:33,049 It is not to scale. 25 00:01:34,094 --> 00:01:39,011 ♪ 26 00:01:39,011 --> 00:01:40,883 ♪ Without you 27 00:01:40,883 --> 00:01:45,192 ♪ I find my smile 28 00:01:45,192 --> 00:01:47,759 ♪ Without you 29 00:01:47,759 --> 00:01:50,327 ♪ I won by a mile ♪ 30 00:01:50,327 --> 00:01:52,721 ♪ Without you 31 00:01:52,721 --> 00:01:56,377 ♪ Oh, life would be so grand ♪ 32 00:01:56,377 --> 00:01:58,292 ♪ Without you 33 00:01:58,292 --> 00:02:00,511 ♪ I'm half a man 34 00:02:00,511 --> 00:02:04,211 ♪ Without you 35 00:02:07,301 --> 00:02:11,261 ♪ Without you... 36 00:02:13,220 --> 00:02:16,136 ♪ Without you 37 00:02:22,446 --> 00:02:24,013 Any calls? 38 00:02:24,013 --> 00:02:26,233 Messages? I just got in. 39 00:02:28,148 --> 00:02:29,149 [Door closing] 40 00:02:31,412 --> 00:02:32,804 Was that a ring? 41 00:02:32,804 --> 00:02:34,806 If anyone calls for you, I'll put them right through. 42 00:02:34,806 --> 00:02:36,286 Who said I want to talk to anybody? 43 00:02:37,853 --> 00:02:39,159 [Door closing] 44 00:02:39,159 --> 00:02:40,899 [Phone ringing] 45 00:02:42,074 --> 00:02:43,337 Fitzpatrick Motors. 46 00:02:43,337 --> 00:02:44,642 KEN, OVER PHONE: This line working? 47 00:02:44,642 --> 00:02:46,557 Mr. Fitzpatrick? Yeah. 48 00:02:46,557 --> 00:02:48,994 Yes, sir, the lines are working. 49 00:02:48,994 --> 00:02:51,127 [Phone ringing] Oh, hold, please. 50 00:02:51,127 --> 00:02:53,434 Fitzpatrick Motors. How about this one? 51 00:02:53,434 --> 00:02:57,264 Yes, sir, all the lines are working. 52 00:03:04,923 --> 00:03:06,229 Move. 53 00:03:06,229 --> 00:03:07,926 I said move. 54 00:03:07,926 --> 00:03:09,363 What do you want, a written invitation? 55 00:03:09,363 --> 00:03:13,410 "Kenneth Gerald Fitzpatrick 56 00:03:13,410 --> 00:03:16,196 "cordially invites you 57 00:03:16,196 --> 00:03:20,069 to get the fuck out of my way." 58 00:03:20,069 --> 00:03:22,071 Move! Oh! 59 00:03:27,598 --> 00:03:30,732 Don't ask, don't tell, man. I mean, it drives me nuts. 60 00:03:30,732 --> 00:03:33,169 Why can't people just be who they are, man? Fuck! 61 00:03:33,169 --> 00:03:34,910 Do I look like a meat pole dancer? 62 00:03:34,910 --> 00:03:36,346 You live with a dude, dude. 63 00:03:36,346 --> 00:03:37,782 Hey, my sharing a joint with Larry 64 00:03:37,782 --> 00:03:38,914 is purely a financial arrangement. 65 00:03:38,914 --> 00:03:40,220 Someone's got to pay the rent. 66 00:03:40,220 --> 00:03:41,830 Fitzy, come on. It's Josh, you know what I mean? 67 00:03:41,830 --> 00:03:43,962 No heterosexuals in the foxhole. 68 00:03:43,962 --> 00:03:45,312 Go foxhole yourself, fucker. 69 00:03:46,487 --> 00:03:48,924 I did. Kirthar Range. 70 00:03:48,924 --> 00:03:50,839 I was eliminating opium lords 71 00:03:50,839 --> 00:03:52,406 for certain "interested" parties. 72 00:03:52,406 --> 00:03:54,799 And my only companion was my spotter 73 00:03:54,799 --> 00:03:56,105 and the Grim Reaper. 74 00:03:56,105 --> 00:03:58,020 You get to know a man under those conditions, 75 00:03:58,020 --> 00:04:00,065 you start caring in ways you never thought possible. 76 00:04:00,065 --> 00:04:03,199 You learn how to repurpose the oil from tin meat 77 00:04:03,199 --> 00:04:04,896 into a remarkably effective lube. 78 00:04:04,896 --> 00:04:06,376 Whoa! Josh! 79 00:04:06,376 --> 00:04:08,378 What? If anybody could use this information, you could. 80 00:04:08,378 --> 00:04:10,206 Dude, for the last time, I am not a penis paratrooper. 81 00:04:10,206 --> 00:04:12,164 Okay, I got you a dream catcher, 82 00:04:12,164 --> 00:04:14,210 incense, holy water and garlic, 83 00:04:14,210 --> 00:04:16,430 which I know is very effective against vampires. 84 00:04:16,430 --> 00:04:18,997 Now each item is selected to combat the evil forces 85 00:04:18,997 --> 00:04:21,043 that defaced our mural. Oh! 86 00:04:21,043 --> 00:04:23,524 And I got you this just for fun. 87 00:04:24,960 --> 00:04:27,223 You know, I love you just the way you are, man. 88 00:04:27,223 --> 00:04:29,399 Remember that, okay? 89 00:04:31,140 --> 00:04:34,099 Fuck your dream catcher, fuck your garlic and fuck you. 90 00:04:34,099 --> 00:04:36,667 What I need to do is get my rep back on track, and pronto. 91 00:04:36,667 --> 00:04:39,017 The Summer Wind Lounge and Hotel depends on it. 92 00:04:39,017 --> 00:04:41,150 You're absolutely right. 93 00:04:41,150 --> 00:04:44,153 This isn't just about certain death on the beaver moon, 94 00:04:44,153 --> 00:04:45,981 it's about salvaging your dream. 95 00:04:45,981 --> 00:04:47,243 And as your conscience, it is my duty to support, 96 00:04:47,243 --> 00:04:49,724 nay, nay, nay, facilitate that. 97 00:04:51,116 --> 00:04:52,204 I believe in you, Richard, 98 00:04:52,204 --> 00:04:54,337 and I believe in your dream lounge. 99 00:04:54,337 --> 00:04:56,252 Oh. Oh, Jesus, Larry. 100 00:04:57,297 --> 00:04:59,386 Man up, will you? Fuck. 101 00:05:04,869 --> 00:05:06,044 Who does my father think he is? 102 00:05:06,044 --> 00:05:08,133 Replacing me with some new office manager. 103 00:05:08,133 --> 00:05:11,093 I was doing a good job, wasn't I? 104 00:05:11,093 --> 00:05:12,399 Uh-huh, aside from having an affair 105 00:05:12,399 --> 00:05:14,705 and moving in with the competition. 106 00:05:14,705 --> 00:05:15,837 Your point? 107 00:05:15,837 --> 00:05:17,752 You know, your father has been acting 108 00:05:17,752 --> 00:05:19,014 a little odd lately. 109 00:05:19,014 --> 00:05:22,060 Josh, tell her what you told me. 110 00:05:22,060 --> 00:05:23,279 If you bore a hole into a watermelon 111 00:05:23,279 --> 00:05:24,672 and microwave it for, like, 30 seconds-- 112 00:05:24,672 --> 00:05:26,804 No, the other thing. About Ken? 113 00:05:26,804 --> 00:05:28,937 Oh. Yeah. He totally flipped on me the other day. 114 00:05:28,937 --> 00:05:32,375 Can we stay on topic here? We were talking about me. 115 00:05:32,375 --> 00:05:33,637 And the fact that he hired someone-- 116 00:05:33,637 --> 00:05:36,248 - I got something to say. - Goddamn it. 117 00:05:41,819 --> 00:05:44,387 Anyone still think I love the cock? 118 00:05:44,387 --> 00:05:46,128 Ugh. What is that about? 119 00:05:46,128 --> 00:05:49,523 About the fact that Fitzy's back on track. 120 00:05:49,523 --> 00:05:51,046 When is the last time you slept? 121 00:05:51,046 --> 00:05:52,569 That's on my to-do list. 122 00:05:52,569 --> 00:05:53,831 Right after you. 123 00:05:53,831 --> 00:05:55,180 Mr. Fitz. 124 00:05:55,180 --> 00:05:57,748 Office or broom closet. 125 00:05:57,748 --> 00:05:58,923 Whenever you want. 126 00:05:58,923 --> 00:06:01,143 Excuse me? Excuse me? Yes, hi. 127 00:06:01,143 --> 00:06:03,537 I was the one who was talking here 128 00:06:03,537 --> 00:06:05,539 before I was so rudely interrupted. 129 00:06:05,539 --> 00:06:08,280 What I was trying to say was that my father-- 130 00:06:08,280 --> 00:06:11,109 - Good morning! - Motherfucker! 131 00:06:11,109 --> 00:06:14,417 For those of you I haven't had the chance to meet yet, 132 00:06:14,417 --> 00:06:18,943 hi, I'm Dot Foxley, your new office manager. 133 00:06:18,943 --> 00:06:21,250 Call me Fitz. 134 00:06:21,250 --> 00:06:24,209 And I need your help. Help me help you 135 00:06:24,209 --> 00:06:27,299 make Fitzpatrick Motors a better place to work. 136 00:06:27,299 --> 00:06:29,693 What would make you happy? 137 00:06:29,693 --> 00:06:32,130 Tacky tourist dress-up day? 138 00:06:32,130 --> 00:06:33,697 Longer lunch hours? 139 00:06:33,697 --> 00:06:35,830 I don't know. 140 00:06:35,830 --> 00:06:37,048 So tell me. 141 00:06:37,048 --> 00:06:38,267 Petting zoo. 142 00:06:38,267 --> 00:06:39,573 Employee health benefits. 143 00:06:39,573 --> 00:06:41,444 Maybe. 144 00:06:41,444 --> 00:06:44,186 Put them in the box. 145 00:06:44,186 --> 00:06:46,362 Well, Miss Foxley, I'm Larry. 146 00:06:46,362 --> 00:06:48,886 And you know, I actually tried a suggestion box once, 147 00:06:48,886 --> 00:06:51,019 and we all remember how that ended. 148 00:06:51,019 --> 00:06:53,021 Right, you guys? 149 00:06:53,021 --> 00:06:56,154 Larry, are you the new office manager? 150 00:06:56,154 --> 00:06:57,852 No, but you know-- No. 151 00:06:57,852 --> 00:07:00,855 So shh. 152 00:07:00,855 --> 00:07:02,465 FITZ: Hey, you know, Donna, 153 00:07:02,465 --> 00:07:04,206 I'd love to stick around for your little welcome party, 154 00:07:04,206 --> 00:07:06,861 but I'm a busy man and something's come up. 155 00:07:06,861 --> 00:07:08,471 - Sounds big. - Oh, it's huge. 156 00:07:08,471 --> 00:07:09,603 It is. And it requires 157 00:07:09,603 --> 00:07:11,779 her immediate attention. 158 00:07:11,779 --> 00:07:13,781 My eyes are up here. 159 00:07:13,781 --> 00:07:15,478 Yeah, but your breasts are down there. 160 00:07:15,478 --> 00:07:17,437 And mine are right here. 161 00:07:17,437 --> 00:07:19,917 Oh, those they are. Ho-ho! 162 00:07:19,917 --> 00:07:21,223 Okay, you know what the--? 163 00:07:21,223 --> 00:07:22,877 You know what the suggestion box is? 164 00:07:22,877 --> 00:07:25,270 The suggestion box is a smoke screen. 165 00:07:25,270 --> 00:07:26,968 That way, you don't waste her precious time 166 00:07:26,968 --> 00:07:30,058 with your ideas like petting zoos and health care plans. 167 00:07:30,058 --> 00:07:32,103 I say destroy the box. 168 00:07:32,103 --> 00:07:34,062 Yeah! 169 00:07:34,062 --> 00:07:35,150 [Sighing] 170 00:07:35,150 --> 00:07:38,501 Those are some interesting points. 171 00:07:40,068 --> 00:07:41,417 Guess where you could put them. 172 00:07:41,417 --> 00:07:43,201 Ooh, um... 173 00:07:43,201 --> 00:07:44,202 in the box. 174 00:07:44,202 --> 00:07:46,814 Gold star. 175 00:07:46,814 --> 00:07:47,815 Josh. 176 00:07:47,815 --> 00:07:50,034 What? 177 00:07:50,034 --> 00:07:56,911 ♪ 178 00:07:56,911 --> 00:07:58,086 [Phone ringing] 179 00:07:58,086 --> 00:07:59,740 Hello? 180 00:07:59,740 --> 00:08:02,220 Who the fuck is this? 181 00:08:02,220 --> 00:08:03,570 I don't want to talk to you. 182 00:08:03,570 --> 00:08:05,310 [Phone ringing] How the fuck should I know 183 00:08:05,310 --> 00:08:07,182 when your car is going to be ready? 184 00:08:07,182 --> 00:08:09,271 [Phone ringing] I got a survey question for you. 185 00:08:09,271 --> 00:08:11,752 On a scale of 1 to 10, 186 00:08:11,752 --> 00:08:14,232 how fast can you go fuck yourself?! 187 00:08:15,407 --> 00:08:16,887 Fucking people. 188 00:08:18,759 --> 00:08:20,891 Is this because of that graffiti? 189 00:08:20,891 --> 00:08:22,023 What? Because you do not 190 00:08:22,023 --> 00:08:23,154 have to prove anything to me. 191 00:08:23,154 --> 00:08:24,460 It's not the graffiti. No? 192 00:08:24,460 --> 00:08:25,461 No. okay. 193 00:08:25,461 --> 00:08:27,202 No. No. 194 00:08:27,202 --> 00:08:28,899 Was it that thing that you were talking about the other night? 195 00:08:28,899 --> 00:08:31,119 - What? - The-- That prophecy thingy. 196 00:08:31,119 --> 00:08:34,165 This is the only thingy I'm worried about. 197 00:08:34,165 --> 00:08:37,125 Oh! Well, then I hope no one's watching. 198 00:08:37,125 --> 00:08:38,430 Yeah. 199 00:08:40,345 --> 00:08:41,782 What? 200 00:08:41,782 --> 00:08:43,131 Watching? Watching? 201 00:08:43,131 --> 00:08:44,132 [Laughing] 202 00:08:44,132 --> 00:08:45,916 I'm a genius. 203 00:08:47,265 --> 00:08:48,397 Do I want to know? 204 00:08:48,397 --> 00:08:50,094 Nothing says "invest in my dream lounge" 205 00:08:50,094 --> 00:08:51,574 like a leaked sex tape. 206 00:08:51,574 --> 00:08:53,228 I release one of these suckers 207 00:08:53,228 --> 00:08:55,926 and Fitzy is back on top of a woman. 208 00:08:55,926 --> 00:08:57,754 Of this woman? 209 00:08:57,754 --> 00:09:00,104 Of course. 210 00:09:03,064 --> 00:09:07,329 None of those are of us, you know...? 211 00:09:08,243 --> 00:09:10,071 Of course not. 212 00:09:10,071 --> 00:09:12,334 I would never do that to you. 213 00:09:12,334 --> 00:09:14,162 You're my Ava Gardner. 214 00:09:14,162 --> 00:09:16,251 You know, in the past that kind of statement 215 00:09:16,251 --> 00:09:17,731 would have made me swoon. 216 00:09:17,731 --> 00:09:20,124 Then it would have made me question my own self-worth. 217 00:09:20,124 --> 00:09:23,475 Baby, what we have is special. 218 00:09:23,475 --> 00:09:26,043 I know that we have something special. 219 00:09:26,043 --> 00:09:27,262 Yeah. 220 00:09:27,262 --> 00:09:28,872 I just want everybody else to know it too. 221 00:09:28,872 --> 00:09:30,439 Oh, we don't need labels. 222 00:09:30,439 --> 00:09:32,136 You know you're my number-one gal. 223 00:09:32,136 --> 00:09:33,747 Well, I just want everybody else to know 224 00:09:33,747 --> 00:09:36,488 that we're in a committed relationship. 225 00:09:36,488 --> 00:09:39,448 Now look, you have been through a lot recently. 226 00:09:39,448 --> 00:09:41,972 And, well, your problems are my problems. 227 00:09:41,972 --> 00:09:45,236 And when you're in pain I comfort you. 228 00:09:45,236 --> 00:09:47,587 And vice versa. 229 00:09:49,110 --> 00:09:50,067 Fine. 230 00:09:50,067 --> 00:09:51,199 You can tell people 231 00:09:51,199 --> 00:09:53,636 we're an item. 232 00:09:53,636 --> 00:09:57,640 Ah, nothing says manly like a chambermaid orgy. 233 00:10:02,602 --> 00:10:04,125 We're an item. 234 00:10:06,083 --> 00:10:07,650 Item. 235 00:10:09,086 --> 00:10:10,174 Item. 236 00:10:14,222 --> 00:10:15,527 - FITZ, ON TAPE: Hey, ladies. - WOMEN, ON TAPE: Hi. 237 00:10:15,527 --> 00:10:17,181 FITZ: Come on in.[Women moaning] 238 00:10:17,181 --> 00:10:19,923 What? Oh, no! 239 00:10:19,923 --> 00:10:22,622 A compromising and filthy video 240 00:10:22,622 --> 00:10:25,842 of moi on the Internet. 241 00:10:25,842 --> 00:10:28,453 Oh, those motel chambermaids. 242 00:10:28,453 --> 00:10:30,760 So erotic, so merciless. 243 00:10:30,760 --> 00:10:33,937 Now look, if I take a look at your stupid sex video, 244 00:10:33,937 --> 00:10:35,765 will you leave the other customers alone? 245 00:10:35,765 --> 00:10:37,724 Well, I just can't believe that-- 246 00:10:37,724 --> 00:10:39,073 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 247 00:10:39,073 --> 00:10:40,552 [Women laughing] 248 00:10:40,552 --> 00:10:43,077 WOMAN: Nobody wants to watch your slutty ass. 249 00:10:43,077 --> 00:10:45,079 Hm. 250 00:10:45,079 --> 00:10:46,863 I thought you were into dudes. 251 00:10:46,863 --> 00:10:48,822 [Women laughing] 252 00:10:48,822 --> 00:10:49,866 Right. 253 00:10:52,782 --> 00:10:53,957 Hm. 254 00:10:56,177 --> 00:10:58,658 Hm. [Giggling] 255 00:10:58,658 --> 00:11:00,834 Wow, that's a lot of suggestions. 256 00:11:00,834 --> 00:11:03,184 My box wasn't nearly that successful. 257 00:11:03,184 --> 00:11:05,273 It's amazing what happens when people know 258 00:11:05,273 --> 00:11:06,883 you'll keep your word. 259 00:11:09,581 --> 00:11:12,106 Maybe we can go and get a coffee sometime. 260 00:11:12,106 --> 00:11:15,152 You know, and get to know each other, 261 00:11:15,152 --> 00:11:17,720 where you're from and your hopes and your dreams. 262 00:11:17,720 --> 00:11:19,940 Oh, I have a dream. 263 00:11:19,940 --> 00:11:21,855 Oh. 264 00:11:21,855 --> 00:11:24,161 In it, you're lying on a table 265 00:11:24,161 --> 00:11:26,250 with your arms and legs tied down. 266 00:11:26,250 --> 00:11:27,425 Uh-huh. 267 00:11:27,425 --> 00:11:29,036 And I'm carving a pentagram 268 00:11:29,036 --> 00:11:31,516 into your chest with a dull knife. 269 00:11:31,516 --> 00:11:34,084 And you're crying and screaming, 270 00:11:34,084 --> 00:11:36,086 but there's no mercy for you. 271 00:11:36,086 --> 00:11:40,264 Because, Larry, nobody cares about you. 272 00:11:40,264 --> 00:11:42,745 They're all sick and tired of your snivelling. 273 00:11:42,745 --> 00:11:46,531 You're so pathetic, even the devil doesn't want you. 274 00:11:49,491 --> 00:11:50,753 - You wanted to see me? - Oh! 275 00:11:50,753 --> 00:11:52,320 Be a dear and give us a moment. 276 00:11:52,320 --> 00:11:53,930 Okay. 277 00:11:53,930 --> 00:11:55,410 What does this say? 278 00:11:55,410 --> 00:11:57,760 It says... 279 00:11:57,760 --> 00:11:59,849 It says "Below me." 280 00:11:59,849 --> 00:12:02,722 Actually, it says "Blow me." 281 00:12:02,722 --> 00:12:04,767 And I've got news for you, mister. 282 00:12:04,767 --> 00:12:07,161 If you want a good job, 283 00:12:07,161 --> 00:12:08,466 you're going to have to do a good job. 284 00:12:08,466 --> 00:12:13,123 So until you finish repairing that radiator... 285 00:12:14,429 --> 00:12:16,561 Uh... Oh. 286 00:12:17,562 --> 00:12:19,303 Oh! 287 00:12:21,175 --> 00:12:22,829 Don't you have work to do? 288 00:12:26,789 --> 00:12:28,269 [Whimpering] 289 00:12:36,103 --> 00:12:37,757 LARRY: What? 290 00:12:47,331 --> 00:12:49,116 She said some of the most disturbing things 291 00:12:49,116 --> 00:12:50,682 I have ever heard. 292 00:12:50,682 --> 00:12:52,902 It was like I was enduring a community theatre performance 293 00:12:52,902 --> 00:12:54,469 of The Exorcist. 294 00:12:54,469 --> 00:12:55,905 Uh-huh. And you know what? 295 00:12:55,905 --> 00:12:57,994 I get the distinct impression she doesn't like me. 296 00:12:57,994 --> 00:13:00,170 I don't know, call it a sixth sense or something. 297 00:13:00,170 --> 00:13:01,824 Yeah. And everybody likes me. 298 00:13:01,824 --> 00:13:03,217 Well, except you. Even though you won't admit it, 299 00:13:03,217 --> 00:13:04,871 - deep down I know you do. - Sure. 300 00:13:04,871 --> 00:13:06,220 - You're not listening, are you? - No. 301 00:13:06,220 --> 00:13:08,048 Richard, I'm trying to warn you. 302 00:13:08,048 --> 00:13:10,180 You stay away from that Dot Foxley. 303 00:13:10,180 --> 00:13:12,704 There is something about her I just don't like. 304 00:13:12,704 --> 00:13:15,185 It's called a vagina, Larry. 305 00:13:15,185 --> 00:13:16,273 [Knocking at door] 306 00:13:17,622 --> 00:13:18,885 Hm? 307 00:13:18,885 --> 00:13:20,408 "Hm." 308 00:13:29,243 --> 00:13:30,679 It's for you. 309 00:13:34,335 --> 00:13:36,250 Don't you have something you could fluff? 310 00:13:36,250 --> 00:13:38,643 Yes, I do. 311 00:13:53,441 --> 00:14:03,364 ♪ 312 00:14:04,365 --> 00:14:05,583 Fuck. 313 00:14:08,760 --> 00:14:11,067 Richard, tell me what is on that DVD. 314 00:14:11,067 --> 00:14:12,286 I told you to wait in the car. 315 00:14:12,286 --> 00:14:14,636 No. You're clearly upset, and no wonder. 316 00:14:14,636 --> 00:14:16,203 Death prophecies, nightmares, 317 00:14:16,203 --> 00:14:17,900 a new employee who's out to compromise your conscience. 318 00:14:17,900 --> 00:14:19,423 Not one more step. 319 00:14:19,423 --> 00:14:21,556 Richard, I'm going in there with you. 320 00:14:21,556 --> 00:14:24,037 Okay, there is no secret, no perversion, 321 00:14:24,037 --> 00:14:26,300 no endeavour to lascivious to turn me against you. 322 00:14:26,300 --> 00:14:27,475 Jesus! 323 00:14:28,519 --> 00:14:29,912 - Hey, Fitz. - Hey, Dave. 324 00:14:29,912 --> 00:14:31,261 Hi. 325 00:14:31,261 --> 00:14:32,306 Okay, listen, 326 00:14:32,306 --> 00:14:34,351 I am now fully prepared 327 00:14:34,351 --> 00:14:36,527 for whatever is behind that door. 328 00:14:36,527 --> 00:14:37,877 Fine. 329 00:14:40,836 --> 00:14:42,359 Not one word. 330 00:14:47,190 --> 00:14:48,148 Good baby. 331 00:14:48,148 --> 00:14:49,192 [Cooing] 332 00:14:49,192 --> 00:14:50,890 LARRY: Well... 333 00:14:51,978 --> 00:14:53,283 Well, uh, 334 00:14:53,283 --> 00:14:55,242 Richard, while I'm delighted 335 00:14:55,242 --> 00:14:57,940 you elected to work out your mother issues, 336 00:14:57,940 --> 00:14:59,507 why didn't you come to me? 337 00:14:59,507 --> 00:15:01,248 What, you want to be my mommy? Of course you do, you pervert. 338 00:15:01,248 --> 00:15:04,294 No, why didn't you come to me to talk? 339 00:15:04,294 --> 00:15:05,687 There's nothing to talk about. 340 00:15:05,687 --> 00:15:07,776 I get spanked and then I get spanked. 341 00:15:07,776 --> 00:15:09,734 Throw in a bottle of single malt with a rubber nipple, 342 00:15:09,734 --> 00:15:11,171 you got a night out. 343 00:15:11,171 --> 00:15:13,347 [Fitz laughing] Inside voices. 344 00:15:16,176 --> 00:15:17,351 You want to explain this? 345 00:15:17,351 --> 00:15:18,613 [Whimpering] 346 00:15:18,613 --> 00:15:20,049 WOMAN: Oh, look what you did. 347 00:15:20,049 --> 00:15:22,747 You've upset your brother. 348 00:15:22,747 --> 00:15:24,619 Shh. 349 00:15:24,619 --> 00:15:26,577 Fuck. WOMAN: Ricky, 350 00:15:26,577 --> 00:15:28,188 you're early. 351 00:15:28,188 --> 00:15:30,451 And I see you brought a play date. 352 00:15:30,451 --> 00:15:31,931 Me? Oh, no, no. 353 00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:33,671 That's extra. 354 00:15:33,671 --> 00:15:35,717 I'm not here for my play date. I want some answers. 355 00:15:35,717 --> 00:15:37,066 [Sighing] 356 00:15:37,066 --> 00:15:38,807 Take him, will you? 357 00:15:38,807 --> 00:15:40,113 Me? 358 00:15:40,113 --> 00:15:41,288 Take him! Uh, okay. 359 00:15:41,288 --> 00:15:42,289 [Crying] 360 00:15:42,289 --> 00:15:44,073 Hello, baby. 361 00:15:48,295 --> 00:15:49,731 [Woman clearing throat] 362 00:15:49,731 --> 00:15:51,298 It's an envelope. 363 00:15:51,298 --> 00:15:54,040 That contained a DVD of our last session. 364 00:15:54,040 --> 00:15:56,433 Why are you trying to blackmail me? 365 00:15:56,433 --> 00:15:58,218 You think this was me? 366 00:15:58,218 --> 00:16:00,176 Yeah. Oh, Ricky. 367 00:16:00,176 --> 00:16:03,397 That would violate the sanctity of the mother/child bondage. 368 00:16:03,397 --> 00:16:05,138 Oh. 369 00:16:05,138 --> 00:16:07,270 Stand up straight, dear. 370 00:16:07,270 --> 00:16:08,750 Delinquents slouch. 371 00:16:08,750 --> 00:16:10,970 Richard, look. 372 00:16:10,970 --> 00:16:12,232 Whoever made that video 373 00:16:12,232 --> 00:16:13,363 could have shot it through that window. 374 00:16:13,363 --> 00:16:14,538 It's been jimmied. 375 00:16:14,538 --> 00:16:15,539 Someone broke in? 376 00:16:15,539 --> 00:16:17,106 Is anything missing? 377 00:16:17,106 --> 00:16:20,805 My hairbrush. It's gone. 378 00:16:20,805 --> 00:16:22,198 You keep your own hairbrush here? 379 00:16:22,198 --> 00:16:24,026 Babies should never share grooming products. 380 00:16:24,026 --> 00:16:25,985 Jesus, ass hat, that's how you get cooties. 381 00:16:25,985 --> 00:16:28,335 Language. 382 00:16:28,335 --> 00:16:29,858 A hairbrush with your hair all over it? 383 00:16:29,858 --> 00:16:31,294 Something a certain employee could have used 384 00:16:31,294 --> 00:16:32,339 to make a voodoo doll. 385 00:16:33,949 --> 00:16:35,429 Ooh! Oh. 386 00:16:35,429 --> 00:16:36,996 Someone made a poopy. 387 00:16:36,996 --> 00:16:38,998 - FITZ: I'll be in the car. - Oh! 388 00:16:38,998 --> 00:16:42,131 [Groaning] 389 00:16:49,399 --> 00:16:51,271 - LARRY: Well? - FITZ: I'm looking, I'm looking. 390 00:16:51,271 --> 00:16:52,272 LARRY: Okay. 391 00:16:52,272 --> 00:16:54,448 At the voodoo dolls? 392 00:16:55,971 --> 00:16:58,017 FITZ: No, none of them are me. 393 00:16:58,017 --> 00:17:00,062 Well, one of them is me, mister. 394 00:17:00,062 --> 00:17:02,847 Hi, Dot. 395 00:17:02,847 --> 00:17:05,198 Here's the list that you wanted. 396 00:17:05,198 --> 00:17:06,199 DOT: Oh, thanks, Sonja. 397 00:17:06,199 --> 00:17:08,157 - The mail finally came. - SONJA: Oh. 398 00:17:08,157 --> 00:17:09,680 - DOT: This one's for you. - SONJA: Thanks. 399 00:17:09,680 --> 00:17:11,769 Oh, shit. Shit, shit, shit. 400 00:17:11,769 --> 00:17:13,293 My mommy video. 401 00:17:13,293 --> 00:17:14,381 Sonja! Get the others. 402 00:17:14,381 --> 00:17:15,425 Okay. 403 00:17:18,080 --> 00:17:19,864 Sonja, baby. 404 00:17:19,864 --> 00:17:22,432 I was thinking about the conversation we had yesterday. 405 00:17:22,432 --> 00:17:27,089 About how I'm more than just some Ava Gardner arm candy? 406 00:17:27,089 --> 00:17:28,612 Maybe. 407 00:17:28,612 --> 00:17:30,092 [Sighing] 408 00:17:30,092 --> 00:17:34,270 I need to be your only. 409 00:17:34,270 --> 00:17:37,099 I need to be the one that you go to 410 00:17:37,099 --> 00:17:39,232 for private things, 411 00:17:39,232 --> 00:17:41,973 emotional things. 412 00:17:41,973 --> 00:17:44,193 Like your nightmares or that prophecy. 413 00:17:44,193 --> 00:17:46,891 I mean, why won't you tell me what that is about? 414 00:17:46,891 --> 00:17:49,198 You're damn right. 415 00:17:49,198 --> 00:17:51,287 I-- I should. 416 00:17:51,287 --> 00:17:54,160 And I will. 417 00:17:54,160 --> 00:17:55,900 Because... 418 00:17:57,728 --> 00:18:00,166 that's what girlfriends are for. 419 00:18:02,298 --> 00:18:04,300 Girlfriend? 420 00:18:05,867 --> 00:18:07,347 You're the one for me, baby. 421 00:18:08,391 --> 00:18:10,045 Oh. 422 00:18:10,045 --> 00:18:11,046 Oh, Fitzy! 423 00:18:11,046 --> 00:18:12,091 Fuck. 424 00:18:15,529 --> 00:18:17,226 [Both moaning] 425 00:18:20,360 --> 00:18:23,145 Now get out of here. Daddy's got work to do. 426 00:18:24,451 --> 00:18:25,843 Oh! 427 00:18:25,843 --> 00:18:28,455 Fuck. 428 00:18:28,455 --> 00:18:30,109 And you know, whoever's sending these DVDs 429 00:18:30,109 --> 00:18:33,155 is also responsible for the vandalism of our mural. 430 00:18:33,155 --> 00:18:35,070 You think? 431 00:18:35,070 --> 00:18:37,333 And is most likely the person that's out to get you. 432 00:18:37,333 --> 00:18:40,119 Ali Devon I could understand, but Dot? 433 00:18:40,119 --> 00:18:42,164 She's a stranger. And she's totally into me. 434 00:18:42,164 --> 00:18:44,732 What about her horrible voodoo dolls? 435 00:18:44,732 --> 00:18:45,907 Ah, they're just dolls. 436 00:18:45,907 --> 00:18:47,038 The fact that one of them looks like you 437 00:18:47,038 --> 00:18:48,388 - is a complete coincidence. - No, no, no. 438 00:18:48,388 --> 00:18:50,129 I don't believe in coincidences, Richard. 439 00:18:50,129 --> 00:18:51,478 Everything happens for a reason, okay? 440 00:18:51,478 --> 00:18:53,306 Cause and effect. 441 00:18:53,306 --> 00:18:55,438 Like you keep talking so I sack you in the nuts? 442 00:18:55,438 --> 00:18:58,485 Exactly. Look, you think my evidence is circumstantial, 443 00:18:58,485 --> 00:19:00,965 fair enough, but there's still something about that woman 444 00:19:00,965 --> 00:19:03,533 I just don't like. 445 00:19:03,533 --> 00:19:06,232 Again, it's called a vagina. 446 00:19:06,232 --> 00:19:07,320 Yeah, or the fact that she's threatening 447 00:19:07,320 --> 00:19:09,191 to tie me to a table and torture me. 448 00:19:09,191 --> 00:19:10,845 She said that? 449 00:19:10,845 --> 00:19:14,196 God, we have so much in common. No wonder she's all over me. 450 00:19:14,196 --> 00:19:18,113 Look, what's the harm in going over to her place 451 00:19:18,113 --> 00:19:20,420 and taking a look around? 452 00:19:20,420 --> 00:19:22,204 You know, solve this problem once and for all. 453 00:19:22,204 --> 00:19:23,945 And if it's Dot who wants you dead-- 454 00:19:23,945 --> 00:19:27,035 Wait a minute. Are you talking about breaking and entering? 455 00:19:27,035 --> 00:19:29,690 Look, you only have 62 days until the beaver moon, mister. 456 00:19:29,690 --> 00:19:31,387 And sometimes we have to compromise our values 457 00:19:31,387 --> 00:19:33,563 for the greater good. Let's go! 458 00:19:35,391 --> 00:19:37,828 This I got to see. 459 00:19:44,313 --> 00:19:46,837 [Grunting] 460 00:19:49,579 --> 00:19:51,190 Come on. 461 00:19:54,062 --> 00:19:55,237 Okay. 462 00:19:55,237 --> 00:19:56,847 Wait, wait, wait, wait. 463 00:19:56,847 --> 00:19:58,240 Okay, okay. 464 00:19:58,240 --> 00:20:00,286 Yes. Hold on, hold on. 465 00:20:00,286 --> 00:20:03,767 Hold on. Okay. We have to hurry. 466 00:20:03,767 --> 00:20:05,160 We'd be done already if you hadn't insisted 467 00:20:05,160 --> 00:20:07,162 on stopping for gloves and face masks. 468 00:20:07,162 --> 00:20:09,033 This is my first break-in, okay? 469 00:20:09,033 --> 00:20:10,948 I'm nervous and I want to look nice. 470 00:20:10,948 --> 00:20:12,254 Yeah, whatever, just give me a boost. 471 00:20:12,254 --> 00:20:13,386 - All right, let's do this. - Get me up. 472 00:20:13,386 --> 00:20:14,691 You got it? 473 00:20:14,691 --> 00:20:16,127 Okay, I'll go down. 474 00:20:16,127 --> 00:20:19,043 Here we go. Nice. Nice. 475 00:20:19,043 --> 00:20:20,393 Yes. Oh. 476 00:20:20,393 --> 00:20:21,872 All right, Richard, 477 00:20:21,872 --> 00:20:23,744 let's do this. 478 00:20:23,744 --> 00:20:26,355 [Grunting] 479 00:20:26,355 --> 00:20:27,617 - Give me your hand, Larry. - No, I got it. 480 00:20:27,617 --> 00:20:29,140 - Give me your hand. - I'm good, Richard. 481 00:20:29,140 --> 00:20:30,664 Oh, God. Hold on. 482 00:20:30,664 --> 00:20:32,231 Whoo! Fuck. 483 00:20:34,058 --> 00:20:35,190 Okay. 484 00:20:35,190 --> 00:20:36,626 Okay, I'll check the drawers. 485 00:20:38,628 --> 00:20:40,456 Uh-huh. Okay. 486 00:20:40,456 --> 00:20:43,198 Yeah. No dolls, how about you? 487 00:20:44,982 --> 00:20:46,375 Well, I'll tell you what I haven't found. 488 00:20:46,375 --> 00:20:48,377 No hairbrush, no pentagrams, 489 00:20:48,377 --> 00:20:50,814 no master copy of my mommy tapes. 490 00:20:50,814 --> 00:20:54,165 Dot Foxley isn't my shadowy figure. 491 00:20:54,165 --> 00:20:57,168 She isn't a witch. 492 00:20:57,168 --> 00:20:59,475 And she's not stalking me. Why not, I'll never know. 493 00:20:59,475 --> 00:21:00,824 But it has to be her. 494 00:21:00,824 --> 00:21:03,871 You don't know the venom on her lips, okay? 495 00:21:03,871 --> 00:21:05,873 And she stole my idea. 496 00:21:05,873 --> 00:21:07,353 Wait a minute, is this whole thing 497 00:21:07,353 --> 00:21:10,312 because you're jealous about your stupid suggestion box? 498 00:21:10,312 --> 00:21:11,531 No! 499 00:21:11,531 --> 00:21:14,142 Hey, you know about my suggestion box? 500 00:21:14,142 --> 00:21:15,926 Of course I do. You wouldn't shut the fuck up about it. 501 00:21:15,926 --> 00:21:18,625 - You do listen to me, don't you. - Yeah. 502 00:21:18,625 --> 00:21:20,931 You do. Once again, Larry, 503 00:21:20,931 --> 00:21:23,325 your plan is a waste of time.[Door opening] 504 00:21:23,325 --> 00:21:24,326 - I'm out of here. - DOT: Come on in, Josh. 505 00:21:24,326 --> 00:21:25,196 JOSH: Whoa! Hardwood! 506 00:21:25,196 --> 00:21:26,372 DOT: Yeah. 507 00:21:26,372 --> 00:21:29,766 - Oh! - Oh, fuck. Fuck, fuck, fuck. 508 00:21:32,682 --> 00:21:34,467 Surprise! 509 00:21:34,467 --> 00:21:36,164 LARRY: Surprise! 510 00:21:36,164 --> 00:21:37,644 Yeah? Yeah! 511 00:21:37,644 --> 00:21:40,255 Welcome to the dealership. 512 00:21:40,255 --> 00:21:42,431 Dealership. Yeah. 513 00:21:42,431 --> 00:21:44,215 How did you get in here 514 00:21:44,215 --> 00:21:47,915 and what are you doing with my panties? 515 00:21:47,915 --> 00:21:49,264 Panty raid. 516 00:21:49,264 --> 00:21:51,397 It's a dealership tradition. 517 00:21:51,397 --> 00:21:53,312 - Is it? - Shut the fuck up, Larry. 518 00:21:53,312 --> 00:21:56,227 So are we still going to...? 519 00:21:59,492 --> 00:22:01,711 Him? Really? 520 00:22:04,410 --> 00:22:05,933 - Fuck. - DOT: Hello, police? 521 00:22:05,933 --> 00:22:07,195 Witch. 522 00:22:07,195 --> 00:22:17,248 ♪ 523 00:22:17,248 --> 00:22:19,773 [Groaning] 524 00:22:19,773 --> 00:22:21,992 Oh, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus. 525 00:22:21,992 --> 00:22:23,559 [Croaking] 526 00:22:23,559 --> 00:22:24,865 [Phone ringing] 527 00:22:24,865 --> 00:22:26,475 KEN: Fuck! 528 00:22:26,475 --> 00:22:28,216 [Ringing continuous] 529 00:22:28,216 --> 00:22:32,263 Fuck! Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck! 530 00:22:32,263 --> 00:22:33,395 [Screaming] 531 00:22:33,395 --> 00:22:35,136 Hello? Hello? 532 00:22:35,136 --> 00:22:38,357 Yes, this is Ken Fitzpatrick. Who the fuck is this? 533 00:22:39,445 --> 00:22:40,968 Oh. 534 00:22:40,968 --> 00:22:44,798 So how did the test go? 535 00:22:44,798 --> 00:22:47,366 Oh, no, fuck protocol, fuck procedure. 536 00:22:47,366 --> 00:22:48,758 Tell me now. 537 00:22:49,977 --> 00:22:51,935 Oh. 538 00:22:51,935 --> 00:22:53,197 Yeah. 539 00:22:53,197 --> 00:22:55,069 I'll come in tomorrow. 540 00:22:55,069 --> 00:22:56,984 [Sighing] 541 00:23:02,729 --> 00:23:06,080 This better fucking cheer me up. 542 00:23:07,690 --> 00:23:09,213 LARRY: I owe you an apology. 543 00:23:11,172 --> 00:23:15,829 That my ego got in the way of being your conscience. 544 00:23:15,829 --> 00:23:19,223 And that won't happen again. 545 00:23:19,223 --> 00:23:22,096 That's just fucking great. 546 00:23:22,096 --> 00:23:23,837 Don't worry, Richard. 547 00:23:23,837 --> 00:23:26,840 You'll find the person who's out to ruin you, 548 00:23:26,840 --> 00:23:29,582 no matter how long it takes. 549 00:23:29,582 --> 00:23:34,021 ♪ Don't you know you'll be my ruin ♪ 550 00:23:34,021 --> 00:23:37,154 ♪ You've got me crying 551 00:23:37,154 --> 00:23:38,199 [All laughing] 552 00:23:38,199 --> 00:23:40,680 No. No. 553 00:23:40,680 --> 00:23:42,246 No! 554 00:23:45,946 --> 00:23:47,426 Huh? 555 00:23:51,212 --> 00:23:52,343 [Car door closing] 556 00:23:52,343 --> 00:23:53,997 [Engine starting] 557 00:23:53,997 --> 00:23:57,566 ♪ Why make me remember 558 00:23:57,566 --> 00:23:59,612 ♪ What I want to forget? 559 00:23:59,612 --> 00:24:01,788 [Laughing] 560 00:24:01,788 --> 00:24:05,139 ♪ I've been lonely 561 00:24:05,139 --> 00:24:08,925 ♪ Lonely too long 562 00:24:08,925 --> 00:24:10,361 [Cooing] 563 00:24:10,361 --> 00:24:11,885 [Mumbling indistinctly] 564 00:24:13,843 --> 00:24:15,628 SONJA: This is-- 565 00:24:15,628 --> 00:24:18,326 This is fine. This is fine. 566 00:24:18,326 --> 00:24:21,111 Yeah, Mr. Fitz and I are in an open 567 00:24:21,111 --> 00:24:23,244 and understanding relationship now. 568 00:24:23,244 --> 00:24:27,291 I know he has certain excessive needs, 569 00:24:27,291 --> 00:24:31,208 and I may not always be able to accommodate 570 00:24:31,208 --> 00:24:33,907 his excessive needs. 571 00:24:33,907 --> 00:24:35,561 You had a bad dream. 572 00:24:35,561 --> 00:24:37,693 Yeah. Yeah. 573 00:24:37,693 --> 00:24:39,129 Tell Mommy all about it. 574 00:24:39,129 --> 00:24:40,435 Okay. 575 00:24:40,435 --> 00:24:42,829 Look like's your boyfriend's a big baby. 576 00:24:42,829 --> 00:24:44,308 [Ken chuckling] 577 00:24:44,308 --> 00:24:46,528 ♪ Oh, can't you see 578 00:24:46,528 --> 00:24:47,964 ♪ What you're doing to me? 579 00:24:47,964 --> 00:24:49,618 He's not my boyfriend. 580 00:24:51,272 --> 00:24:52,578 This is some sick shit. 581 00:24:52,578 --> 00:24:54,362 [Laughing] 582 00:24:58,061 --> 00:25:00,150 ♪ You worry my days 583 00:25:00,150 --> 00:25:04,198 ♪ Oh, you talk to my nights 584 00:25:05,852 --> 00:25:07,288 ♪ Never a dream 585 00:25:07,288 --> 00:25:11,248 ♪ No, those dreams never turn out right ♪ 586 00:25:11,248 --> 00:25:14,425 ♪ Emotions 587 00:25:16,036 --> 00:25:19,518 ♪ Give me a break 588 00:25:19,518 --> 00:25:22,782 ♪ Oh, let me forget 589 00:25:22,782 --> 00:25:25,959 ♪ That I made a mistake 590 00:25:27,221 --> 00:25:32,226 ♪ Oh, can you see what you're doing to me? ♪ 591 00:25:33,575 --> 00:25:36,796 ♪ Emotions 592 00:25:38,580 --> 00:25:43,498 ♪ Please set me free